school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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