I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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