She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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