I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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