I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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