So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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