Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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