I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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