question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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