I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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