ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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