Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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