white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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