Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
