So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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