porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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