He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
