he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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