Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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