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I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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