The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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