we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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