I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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