Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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