i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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