I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize