Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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