My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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