I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
