Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
