I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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