Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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