Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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