I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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