Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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