this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I could fuck to npr.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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