I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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