Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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