You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Randomize
