: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
So. Much. Porn.
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