at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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