I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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