The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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