Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
ugly people sure do ruin things
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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