He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
