I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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