you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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