thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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