:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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