So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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