She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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