Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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