whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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