For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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