covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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