Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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